Welcome to my formerly syndicated column, "Ask Derek Anything!"

As a fan of everything pop culture has to offer, I immerse
myself in all sorts of media every day. It was here that I
noticed the answers other Q&A columns were giving to their readers seeking
help were either half-truths or just plain wrong!
Being a self proclaimed “genius”, I feel it's my duty as a
responsible citizen to spread my knowledge to the masses. If
you have questions that need to be answered, on any subject known or unknown to
man, send it here: derek@gumgod.com.
Want to know why
your girlfriend broke up with you? I’ll let you know! Want to know the
exact reason why Jaws is the greatest movie of all time? I’ll tell you so!
However, before you ask, even I
don’t know why Wade failed to print your
guest editorial at PWTorch.com.
And now, onto the latest batch of
reader questions!