We interrupt the usual amount of shenanigans going on here at GumGod to bring you this exclusive report. As many of you know, there are two rival video/ DVD companies right now on the independent wrestling scene. They seem to be competing with each other, trying to out do one another with both the amount of videos they produce as well as the quality of them. Well it just so happens that Derek Burgan, entrepreneurial mastermind, has decided to jump into the market and have his own EXCLUSIVE DVD releases. Being that I am the franchise here at GumGod, I am privy to having ”insider” information. Here is a complete list of upcoming DVD releases from the GumGod family.

Please be advised that all of these releases are tentative and subject to change.

"LITA: It Just Feels Right RAW & UNCUT~!~!"

Preview this never before seen version of World Wrestling Entertainment’s “Lita: It Just Feels Right”. The original feature was released in 2001 by WWE, but there was plenty of footage removed from it. This updated, or as Burgan likes to call them, “Re-mastered” edition will take a look at a lot of Amy Dumas’ earlier career work before she became WWE’s Lita.

Join Amy as she rides through Mexico with half of the MCW & EMLL rosters.

View never before seen footage of Amy on the road with fellow luchadors and find out what the DVD title means by “It Just Feels Right”.

See exclusive home video footage from NWA Mid-Atlantic where she was with both Matt and Jeff Hardy as they ”trained” her and showed her several "double team” maneuvers.

See how Amy (then known as Angelica) taught Danny Doring some of his ECW finishing maneuvers like ”The G-Spot Sweep” or Danny’s patented ”Wham, Bam, Thank You Ma’am”.

"Best of the Worst"

Join World Wrestling Entertainment as they bring to you some of the worst matches in their history. See several GREEN workers make fools of themselves in the funniest ways possible.

Such matches include:

2) The Undertaker & Kane vs. Kronik (Brian Adams & Bryan Clark) in a WCW Tag Team Title match The pay per view was Unforgiven 2001 held in Pennsylvania on September 23, 2001 and fans were not forgiving WWE for this mess. 4 big men with no wrestling ability plodding through a match that no one wanted to see. What could be more fun? Watch as these four workers no sell each other, not take bumps and botch moves~!~! Lumbering and plodding is what this match is all about. So if non talented big men is your bag, this match has your name written all over it.

3) Buff Bagwell vs. Booker T July 2, 2001 Raw. WCW was allotted a match on RAW and Scott Hudson and non-announcing talent Arn Anderson commentated. In a time when WWE was based on in ring work, Buff and Booker did the exact opposite. They stalled. They exhausted every single rest hold in their repertoire. Sleeper, chin locks, arm locks. You name it, and they killed the crowd with it. See the match that caused Buff his job since he was fired released the next week.

4) The Undertaker vs. The Big Bossman at Wrestlemania on March 28, 1999 in a Hell in a Cell. When people talk Hell in a Cell, some of the most famous or most memorable matches in history come out of their mouths. Mankind vs. The Undertaker, The Undertaker vs. Shawn Michaels, The 6 Way Armageddon HITC. But everyone ”conveniently” forgets this infamous cage match. The end of this match saw the Undertaker MURDER the Bossman. No, literally. He hung him from a noose that was lowered down by the Brood and hung from the ceiling. The visual was good looking but the fact that Bossman wasn’t DEAD kind of ruined it. Anyway, to make a long story short, this match sucked but for you Bossman fans, don’t fret, as he is on this list again.

5) Big Bossman vs. Al Snow in a Kennel from Hell match. Told you Bossman would be back. I won’t spoil it by going into more details but I will give you the gist of it. A steel cage, surrounded by vicious dogs, INSIDE a Hell in a Cell. To win, you must escape the cage, not get eaten by the dogs and unlock the cell. Sounds cool no? Innovative and interesting concept correct? Too bad this match defines Wrestlecrap. The vicious Rottweilers surrounding the ring? Well they were so vicious that instead of attacking Bossman and Snow as they fought, they instead decided to take large craps at ringside and bark loudly. The blood fests that Hell in a Cell matches usually are? Non-existent. Finally, the best part of this match was the fact that it was based on Bossman KILLING Al Snow’s Chihuahua and feeding it to him in a hotel room.  

AND FINALLY, THE COUP DE GRAS:

The never before seen (or heard of) WWE Television pilot and full season that Vince and Linda McMahon shopped around during the summer of 2004, 

"Growing Up McMahon" 

Follow the lives of Vince, Linda, Shane, Marissa, Declan, Stephanie and Hunter as cameras follow them around 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. Join them in WWE writing/booking meetings where you see current writers and agents agree with everything they say and enjoy the hilarity that ensues when some of them have the audacity to question the McMahon decision making process and even make suggestions to them. See the McMahon’s in their personal environment as they interact with each other. Laugh with Hunter and Vince as they belittle Shane for being “a girlie man” and have a flimsy looking body. Cry with Stephanie and Hunter when, in a special sweeps week episode when Steph and Hunter find out that neither of them are capable of having children due to complications from special lotions that Stephanie purchased from a Bay Area laboratory in San Francisco. All this and more.

So folks, keep visiting GumGod.com for all your exclusive DVD releases for 2005. And make sure you mention that Matt sent you when ordering and receive this special commemorative poster from GumGod.

GumGod Icon Matt Aponte is the bread and butter of the GumGod family. His future is bright and once Derek Burgan comes into a large sum of money, you can expect Matt will be getting tons of it. At least half. Matt also moonlights as a professional wrestler/manager in the NY/NJ indy scene. He is legit afraid of getting on Homicide’s bad side but thinks he is a cool dude in general. He also is a funny guy. If you have any questions, corrections, feedback, comments and ideas, he can be reached at infamous_aym@hotmail.com.