Reader Submission: Jim Grinias

Freestyle Rap

By Jim "The Console" Grinias

When the draft started, blue was the place,
Raw had necrophilia, Smackdown set the pace.
The six whittled down, now there's only one,
All he has to show is the belt that he's won.
But watch here he comes, crap known as JBL,
The next PPV main event will be a living hell
John Cena as a face doesn't do if for me,
Lately his matches have been time to pee.
The perfect feud would be him vs. Latino Heat,
The kind of match to make fans jump out of the seat.
Rene Dupree should be the next star, not Orton,
Stuck with a French gimmick he shouldn't be sportin'.
The tag champs are a joke, a homo/phobic pair,
Watching their matches makes me pull out my hair.
The problems that plagued Raw are coming back,
The guys that all came from the "Alliance" pack.
Booker T should have a main event run before he goes,
But his latest heel run has been something that blows.
The Dudleyz are stale, their turn should help a bit,
But there is one more WWE is treating like sh-t.
Mr. Thursday Night could start a new Smackdown pack,
Some of the new stars, not with a crappy old hack.
But that's okay, they already got one in the main event,
After all these rhymes, my mind is now spent
What I'm saying is -- Smackdown turn it around,
Or else the ratings will be making a loud crash sound.
Word Life Yo.

You can read more of The Console's raps at http://clintonguy.diaryland.com

© Jim Grinias
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Upcoming WWE DVD Releases

By Pontificating Matthew Aponte

WWE Divas in Underwear

Watch as all of the same WWE Divas from our last Divas DVD come to yet another exotic location and wear nothing but Bikini's and underwear while they pose for the camera in seductive locales for all of the 13 year old boys and married men to buy and masturbate to.

WWE Confidential: The Best WWE Surgeries. BEST OF WWE SURGERIES: VOLUME 1

Come join Dr. Lloyd Youngblood and Dr. Jim Andrews as well as World Wrestling Entertainment in this Special Edition 3 disc set as we feature the best and most inside look of WWE Superstars, LITERALLY.

View the inside of the necks of such WWE stars as: Stone Cold Steve Austin - Kurt Angle - Chris Benoit - Rhyno - Edge - Scotty 2 Hotty - Lita

Plus over THREE hours of bonus features including:

HHH's hamstring surgery, Shawn Michaels back surgery, Bradshaw's bicep surgery, All three of Bautista's triceps surgeries, Stephanie McMahon's "enhancement" surgery, Linda Miles enhancement surgery

Plus all of the minor knee and elbow scopes of some of your favorite superstars such as: Brock Lesnar, Maven, Shelton Benjamin and more.

Also, see if you can find the special hidden Easter eggs including: Vince McMahon getting stitches Undertaker getting stitches Shawn Michaels getting stitches. Several hours of Mick Foley receiving stitches and staples

The McMahon Show!!!

They have been promoting wrestling for decades. So no one knows what the fans want to see than Vince McMahon and family. That's why the McMahon family as we put together this special 2 disc DVD set which features:

DISC 1: THE FIRST EVER FATHER VS. SON MATCH: Vince vs. Shane THE FIRST EVER FATHER VS. DAUGHTER MATCH: Vince vs. Stephanie All of the interviews which Vincent Kennedy McMahon and Linda McMahon during their entire "divorce" angle which never happened.

Plus, never before seen skits including footage of Stephanie McMahon and her dog Lucy. Vince McMahon making out with Torrie Wilson Vince McMahon making out with Trish Stratus Vince McMahon making out with Sable Vince McMahon making out with Dawn Marie Vince McMahon making out with Stacy Kiebler. Unaired backstage segments involving Shane McMahon and Kane killing each other only to come back from the dead the following week. Such footage includes Shane blowing up the motel Kane was in. Kane throwing Shane McMahon off of the roof of the Pepsi Arena in Albany NY into oncoming traffic. Shane burning Kane with a blowtorch.

DISC 2: The best Linda McMahon promos. The newest family member, HHH. Marissa McMahon and Michael Cole segements from WWF Livewire. Stephanie McMahon as Smackdown GM!!!!